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Name: Lauren
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Plano
Birthday: 2/27/1992
Gender: Female


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Friday, March 31, 2006

peoplez

beware bananas are deadly and they smell funny xD


Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Strokes

HELLO PEOPLEZ...

anywho i went to the strokes concert on Friday with Natalie, Erica and Anna. We didn't get home till like 3 in the morning xD....it was really crazy there. in the row in front of us there was this cowboy that was air humping the dude's head in front of him...it was really FUNNY....but they left luckly cause i couldn't see a thing...after the opening act...weird huh (the opening band was Eagles of Death Metal) i heard Evil of Death Metal...and Erika heard Eagles of Deth Meadow xD....which is ..interesting...but when we came back we all smelt like beer...and other things...anywho...the strokes were really good they rocked ass...xD...then after that we went to this Irish boy's house and stayed there for over an hour...since Erika and Anna were falling asleep Natalie was singing to them in the REALLY high pitch voice...IT WAS REALLY FUNNY!.... a lot of things were funny!...well Natalie is now 14~ Happy Birthday Natalie (it was on the 19th) but w/e...

Adam roxs ass...he is like...doesn't go to our school and that is really all i am going to say xD

Lauren


Monday, February 27, 2006

i post here waaaaay to much.
happy birthday lauren.

-demi


Saturday, February 25, 2006

Ok, well adding on to what Demi posted...hmm how was the social if anyone went...i was at the library xD...anyway...yeah we went to the library and Demi was there...so yeah i brought a camera and well Demi took pictures of guys >>...and was like "i am in Human photography heh...pretty funny...hmm well then i went to this place called Best Buffet...and ate like 3 BIG plates of sushi U.U, 1 king crab xD....the inside of a crab is really graphic...hmm and then a plate of noodles....hmm well i don't think i really have anymore to add so yeah..CHOW

Oh the video is really really FUNNY haha..so yeah..it takes a couple minutes to get use to so yeah..stick to it...like glue xD

lemme add that the whole taking pictures of guys thing was because of them. I WAS FORCED TOOOO!


Friday, February 24, 2006

--post by DEMI--

Ok, so i met up with mckenna and lauren at the library, and i watched this hilarious AMV Hell 3 video.

teehee.
yeah, its an hour long, but its pretty funny if you ever have time.
After that, Lauren made a story about McKenna, and then i made one, then i spent an hour typing up a short story about Lauren. This is the story.

     There once was a girl named…. LAUREN. She was friends with a magical pixie (emphasis on pixie) named McKenna. In addition, McKenna always wore these big purple sunglasses. When Lauren asked her why, she said, “Because I believe in the 5th amendment.” Lauren did not get that meant, so she consulted her local library. She picked up what she thought was an encyclopedia, and when she opened it, she was SUCKED INTO A MAGICALLLL WOOORLD. A world of anime, advanced technology, and characters which were broadcast on nightly kids television, yet played out after a few years with card games and “action” figures. YES, it was


JAPAN.
This, of course, was Lauren’s favorite place in the world, and she had always wanted to go there ever since she was five. She is now five and a half, and she still loves it. She makes faces. O_O ^_^ YAYAYAYAY! but she still didn’t understand why she was there. She did not care. Luckily, for her, they just opened an amusement park in honor of the oldest and most outplayed cartoon display of eccentric adventures- POKEMON. Of course, it was 1997, and Pokemon was still cool, so she appeared in the Taiwanese traveling park as the coolest cliché at the time- a gangster. q:|>$
for shizzle. Of course, she couldn’t talk the talk, and she needed help in it, so she decided that instead of eating, she would starve and use the money to hire a professional “ebonics” coach. And with that she called upon her very very VERY black friend, DEMI. He was cool, but that wasn’t all he was, he was a TALL basketball player that smoked grass >>…<< yes Demi smoked grass, but this did not affect him FOR… he was very very gangster. She used the money to fly him over to Japan, by the way, she has no idea how the hell she got there. So Demi arrives in Japan, with a toy gun and plastic bag. He said it was for murdering, but on the phone he mentioned how Japan has awesome grocery stores… to rob… with a plastic bag. So yeah, he was also a moron. But enough about the 30 year old cool, tall, basketball player (Don’t ask why a 30 year old is friends with a 5 year old 5 and a half year old.) So anyway, later in the day, he teaches her to speak “black” while she is playing with her Pokemon! Cards. “I choose yoo’ fo sheezy, get out dere and pop a cap wit’ a gat in his ass.” She had learned a lot. So he left after robbing a local 7-11 in Japan. Well, they robbed him. Of his dignity. Turns out the gun was actually a piece of gum shaped like one and when he shot it out this green substance came out. Of course, JAPAN. The cashier pushed a button and Demi fell on the floor, masked in laughing gas. He laughed, cried and got a nosebleed in that order, and to make it worse, the cashier told him Chuck Norris jokes. Then Chuck Norris showed up and it got violent. BACK TO THE IMPORTANT PERSON. She goes to the park and she’s the second coolest person there. Yeah, Chuck Norris shows up. But she has a shootout for title of the coolest person, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, McKenna shows up with ORANGE sunglasses in the shape of a 5. 5_5. She said, once again, “I believe in the 5th amendment of JAPAN.” Coincidentally, Chuck Norris throws a book at her, a very FOBby book – ENSIICLOHPEEDEEUH BREETANEEKUH-2010 EEDEESHOON. She opens it to ‘The Fifth Amendment of Japan’ and she read it. It said “YOU.” Lauren was extreeemely puzzled. “WTF? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? ‘I believe in you’? MY GOD, YOU’RE PATHE- oh.” She realized what it meant, and she pulled the greatest effort of showmanship ever known to man. She kicked Chuck Norris’s ASSS. She reenacted the Matrix, which for some reason, in all places a Pokemon! Park, was playing nonstop all day on a big-screen. He fell down and with one last breath, he sewed together a shirt with his face on it, saying “CHUCK NORRIS- MAN, GOD, SEX MACHINE.” And he wore it as he dies. Pfft, what a retard. But then again HE wasn’t the one wearing the orange-5 sunglasses. McKenna was. The REAL LOSER. Pictures followed-. 9 years later, she meets a prince name Stephen, and they get married, because Stephen lost a game of FlickIT at lunch.

THE END… or is it?!?!?!?
yes.

once again, teehee.
-electro.lemon, because when you have an hour to kill, get some candy, share it with friends, then be chased around the library by *someone* for some skittles.



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